The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying
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My kind of party. (via _cooper)
Wait! there’s more!
this is the best thing ever
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only 90′s kids will remember
what the fuck is e.
I am horrified that I recognise all of this how long have I been on this hell site
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What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff
Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.
WHAT
Y’all: Honey isn’t vegan because it comes from bees.
Me an intellectual: Honey isn’t vegan because it’s a raw meat.
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To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies
To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes
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